I may or may not write something interesting.

As I am packing up my room to move, here are some of the things I restumbled upon from the late 90’s early 2000’s period of my life.

1. Britney Spears Hit Clip- Hit Me Baby One More Time

2. Individual letters my third grade class wrote to me telling me I had nice things. Top notch. Best letter: “That bunny looks good too. Bye.”

3. A short poem I wrote on a napkin because at 9 I was convinced I would get my start as a writer just as JK Rowling did.

4. A poster of a narwal with the caption: “Unicorns of the Sea”

I am a Bambi with a tattoo complex.

“…he had hands the size of trash can lids, and his feet in their leather boots were like baby dolphins.”

-J.K. Rowling’s description of Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

Dear Warren Wilson student who blow torched the ATM, stole the money, and spray painted “Occupy Wall Street” over it;

You are not very smart. Warren Wilson is not wall street. Warren Wilson is a community of people working together on inspiring change to better our world. Yes, Warren Wilson is using bank of america as the school’s banking company, but with the beliefs of majority of the students that pay to go here, that will most likely not be the case for much longer. By blowing up the bloody ATM, you successfully hurt our community and instilled the notion that violence is the way to change. You did not screw over BOA, you screwed over the students and teachers that call this campus their home.

PS. You did a great job fitting right into the exaggerated stigma of the Warren Wilson study body. So congratulations.
PSS. Also, we all have to pay for the damage for that shit. So thanks for that. Dick.